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Dear snobros,

I come bearing gifts! Specifically, ice-cold boarding pants guaranteed to have you shredding in style and being leered at by cutie pie mountain girls AND staying bone dry, because that kinda matters too, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!

These pants are a men's large size made by the outdoor apparel experts at Northface. Moreover, they have a medium slim fit, so you're gonna look like a white powder rockstar!!!! Erg... Not like C.C. DeVille, you know what I mean.

I literally bought these pants like three weeks ago-- they went from the store, into a plastic bag and into my suitcase to return from America (yes, they are a genuine Western large). In other words, MINT. Unfortunately, I've decided now that while these pants are a flame pattern with different shades of green (and orange lining), I'm actually looking for something purple.

ThErEfOrE, while I payed a retail of about 190 USD 3 weeks ago, I'm looking to give these literally brand-new pants to some lucky boarder for 12,000 円. This deal is PERFECT for someone looking to get into the sport this season-- you absolutely will not find pants this nice for this cheap anywhere. Also good for someone looking to upgrade an old pair into something warm, dry and sick-looking. (EXTREME! rainbow leopard belt NOT included.)

Inform me of your desperate interest at the following address: tomczak.ben[at]gmail.com

Conversely, you'll be able to truly convey the frenzied need in your voice directly into my eardrum by way of: 090.6316.7634

26 days until the season,
-Benny (^_^) d